Wednesday, August 8, 2007
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Jokes abt Sardar (Punjabi man)


1) Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

2) Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

3) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

4) A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

5) A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

6) A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

7) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

8) A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258."




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10:58:00 PM
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Just For Laughs

JuSt 4 Laughs

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

1) Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

2) Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

3) Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4) Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5) Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

6) Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

7) Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Damn Ugly: She makes more money than you do!


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9:20:00 PM
Today

Yesterday i woke up around 2....after a long time......after brushin my teeth and all......i sat down and watched T.V.....then i decided to manage my files in my phone MMC(memory card) . So i on my lappy and inserted my MMC into the slot.Later..i realise tat i did not put it wif a adapter....So the MMC was stucked in the slot....i can't take out wif my fingers....hahaz......i got panic becoz the laptop was my father's. So i tried my best to take it out by usin tweezer.My sis came to help out.....but she can't take it either. We tried to dismantle the lappy.....but we decided nt too....wat if the lappy spoil...CONFIRM KENNA SCREW FROM MY DAD!!!!......My sis told me to stop tryin it out....she told me to bring it to Sim Lim Sq on Mon for assistance....But i did not giv up....i continued tryin......after 15 mins....I TOOK IT OUT!!!......I was damn happy.....i felt victorious in tat very moment......HAHA!!!........So.....This Showz tat don giv up Easily......: )

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12:33:00 AM
Saturday, August 4, 2007
mY moTHerS bdAe!!

Today was my mum's badae.. we waited until it stiked 12am n ran to her to wish her.. i and my younger bro had a bet who will wish first.. thats y i had to run in my own hse..was waiting for my elder bro n father to cum back.. they were suppose to buy the cake.. n they were late.. i was online as usual.. suddenly they came in.. n together wif them were two of my bros best frens.. i was dressed at my worst.. they teased mi to go n do all the hse work because i wore like one maid.. n one of my bro fren damn funny.. actually he wasn't funny.. he was making a fool out of himself.. and all of us were laughing.. even my father was laughing alot.. then suddenly everyone decided to go n eat supper in sum coffeshop.. it was ard 2am.. so there was limited foodcourts available.. i ate lambchop and struggled to eat it.. because the lamb very hard to cut.. aft eating n tokin, all of us went hm.. my parents went hm..my elder bro and his frens are planning a secret party.. so they had to plan abt it.. so they stayed under the block and toked.. i kpo.. so i was sitiing wif them n seeing wad they were planning.. aft everyting we decided to drive ard singapore in my father's van.. (my father doesn't know.. he tinks we went to drop my bro's frens..) we went till choa chu kang cementary and see whether we see aniting.. but unfortunately we nv see aniting.. we only ended up tokin ghost stories.. came back hm ard 6am.. was a great nite out aft a long tym.. but actually i wrote it in a boring way.. first tym mah!

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